This is me.

Im trying to be uncencored here and say things I might not otherwise say. I feel like this is ok because no one that I know reads my blog. I suppose feelings could get hurt but I don't know if I care about other peoples feelings anymore.

I had my heart broken back in 2009 and I'm still recovering. Sometimes it hard to feel anything at all. I guess this is therapy for me.

So if you get anything out of this, then awesome. I'll still be here, typing away, trying to make sense of this mess called my life.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Rules for Dating Me...

Here is what I need in a man for a Relationship to occur:

1- Must be out. This includes to family and friends, at work, in church, etc.

2- Must be Monogamous. I can't stand cheaters and refuse open relationships.

3- Must be Versital. If I can bottom, you can too. Otherwise, you're just being selfish.

4- Must be open to the idea of getting married at some point in the future.

5- Must want Children. Adopt or Surrogate. One or the other.

6- Must be willing to eat at any restaurant. Applebees is NOT a restaurant.

7- Once a month, there is a Movie Date Night. There are other date nights, one per week but Movie night is not up for discussion. You're going to do it.

8- Should not be Allergic to Cats/Should like my cats. They aren't going any where. Embrace the situation.

9- Should be ok with Public Displays of Affection. Kissing, Holding hands, etc.

I reserve the right to come up with a rule 10 at a later date. Be prepared.

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